This Halloween Charcuterie Board brings some festive fun to your entertaining. Featuring a pumpkin cheese ball centerpiece, delicious prosciutto-wrapped "eyeballs," and ghostly cheese cut-outs, it'll be a hit with guests of all ages. Perfect for Halloween parties or any autumn event where you want to serve something memorably spooky. Prepare the elements in advance so assembly is stress-free when party time arrives!
After years of crafting charcuterie boards, I've learned a couple of things. Mainly that you can rarely go wrong with cheese and cured meat. But also that if you really want to wow people, there is a formula: you start with the biggest crowd pleasers, add in a few funkier options for flair, and really lean into a theme.
And what better theme than Halloween - the day that's all about enjoying some delicious treats? This one's for all of the adults out there who transformed from sweets-craving kids to charcuterie-snacking adults. But don't worry, kids will enjoy it too (if they're invited, that is.)
I made this board for a get-together with some old college friends, and I'll give you all the tips to make the same version for your next event, as well as some suggestions to switch things up and make it your own. Either way, your guests won't be able to resist grabbing extra bites.
Spooky cheese selection
For a Halloween cheese board, we're going beyond just picking great flavors (though that's important too). It's all about creating the perfect balance of whimsy, spookiness, and yes, deliciousness. Here's a rundown on my cheese choices:
- Halloween-shaped cheese slices. Transform ordinary cheese slices into seasonal shapes with some simple cookie cutters. I opt for sharp cheddar and pepper jack - they're crowd-pleasing classics that hold their shape well when cut. Pro tip ⇢ buy pre-sliced packs for uniform thickness and clean cuts. And don't toss those scraps! They'll find new life in the cheese ball (more on that below).
- Pumpkin cheese ball. It's about time we bring back the glory days of cheese balls. This isn't your grandmother's basic ball - it's a pumpkin-shaped centerpiece that'll have guests asking "How did you do that?" Here's the secret ⇢ rubber bands and plastic wrap transform a simple mixture of cream cheese, cheddar and pepper jack (from the Halloween shapes we just talked about), Worcestershire sauce, and aromatics into an Instagram-worthy pumpkin shape. Rolled in everything bagel seasoning for that perfect finishing touch, then crowned with a honey wheat pretzel stem, fresh sage leaves, and delicate curls of green onion "vines." It works not only for a creepy spread, but also for a more cottagecore-style Halloween or Thanksgiving display.
- Creamy blueberry goat cheese rounds. While orange and black might be Halloween's power couple, let's not forget about purple - the color of mystery and magic. Enter blueberry-vanilla goat cheese, sliced and arranged in a snake-like shape. It almost reminds me of the sandworms from Beetlejuice, actually! The sweet-tangy flavor profile adds depth to your board, especially when paired with the fruit or dark chocolate. Plus, that purple marbling effect? Straight-up spellbinding.
- Mozzarella "eyeballs". What's Halloween without something slightly creepy? These little showstoppers are actually super simple to make but always get the most compliments. Start with Ciliegine (those cherry-sized mozzarella balls) and warm them in hot water for about 10 minutes. This makes the mozzarella more pliable, so you can gently mold them into a more eye-like shape and easily press in half of a pimento-stuffed olive to create the perfect "iris" and "pupil". Wrap them in strips of prosciutto for a gruesome, fleshy effect that conveniently also makes them even more delicious. Arrange them in pairs around your board or in a small bowl and watch your guests do double-takes. Pro tip ⇢ after molding, pat the mozzarella balls dry with paper towels before adding the prosciutto - this helps the prosciutto stick better and keeps your eyeballs from crying (aka releasing too much liquid on your serving board).
Every charcuterie board needs some meat
While we're having a blast with spooky presentations, the meat selection stays sophisticatedly simple.
- Paper-thin prosciutto. These delicate, salty sheets aren't just for snacking - they're the secret to transforming our mozzarella eyeballs into something a bit more... gruesome. When wrapped around the cheese, the natural marbling creates an eerily realistic veined effect. Any extra slices get draped around the board for snacking and pairing with other cheeses.
- Folded salami. You don't have to go full salami-rose with this charcuterie board. Simply fold the salami in fourths and alternate directions as you line them up. The dark edges create an almost Gothic look that's perfectly on theme.
- Thick-cut pepperoni. These bold, spicy coins add a pop of deep red to the board. Their substantial thickness makes them perfect for scattering between our other elements.
A few small accompaniments make a big difference
Every great haunted feast needs its supporting cast! These carefully chosen extras aren't just delicious - they're crucial players in our Halloween story:
- Fresh blackberries & dried apricots. These fruits weren't chosen just for their flavor - their colors are perfect for Halloween. Blackberries add clusters of midnight purple-black, while dried apricots bring in the perfect orange hue. Dried mango, dark purple or black grapes, or tangerines would also be great options.
- Candied nuts. Pecans and cashews get dressed up for the occasion with a sweet candy coating. They add crunch factor and pair well with the cheddar cheese!
- Artisanal crackers. Honey wheat pretzel twists and pumpkin seed crisps aren't just vehicles for cheese - they're delicious and seasonally flavored on their own, and their shapes and patterns make for a more interesting board. The pretzel twists even moonlight as pumpkin stems. Feel free, however, to use any sort of cracker, bread, or pretzel you prefer.
- Dark chocolate. You can't have Halloween without chocolate. It's just the rules. Squares of salted dark chocolate add bitter-sweet sophistication and that classic black color we need. They're delicious on their own, but they also pair well with the blueberry vanilla goat cheese, fruit, and nuts.
The spooky finishes
These are totally optional, but a couple of non-edible details can make a big difference in the final look of your Halloween themed charcuterie board.
- Skeleton hands. Plastic skeleton hands placed around the outside of the board make it look like something spooky is serving up the platter.
- Mini plastic spiders. Scatter these around the board before serving to add an extra creepy element. You don't need to overdo it - just a few to break up the less detailed sections will do!
Make-ahead instructions
Want to save some time on party day? You can prep most of this board up to 24 hours in advance. Prepare your pumpkin cheese ball and store it wrapped in the fridge (add the coating right before serving). Cut out your cheese shapes and store them between wax paper sheets. Assemble your mozzarella eyeballs up to 8 hours before the party. When you're ready to serve, just arrange everything on your board and add the finishing touches.
Storage instructions
If you have any leftovers (though we doubt you will!), store the cheese and meats in airtight containers in the fridge. Remember the two-hour rule — if your board has been sitting out longer than that, it's best to bid farewell to any remaining items. Keep crackers and nuts in sealed containers at room temperature to maintain their crunch.
Whether you're hosting a sophisticated Halloween soirée or just want to elevate your scary movie night, this board hits all the right notes. It's spooky yet sophisticated, playful yet polished, and most importantly — absolutely delicious. Don't be surprised when your guests can't stop snapping photos... or coming back for seconds!
PrintHalloween Charcuterie Board
- Total Time: 1 hour
- Yield: 18 servings 1x
Ingredients
Cheeses:
- 1 (8 oz) package pre-sliced sharp cheddar
- 1 (8 oz) package pre-sliced pepper jack
- 2 cups cubed sharp cheddar
- 1 (8 oz) log blueberry vanilla goat cheese, sliced
For the Pumpkin Cheese Ball:
- 2 packages (16 oz) cream cheese, softened
- 2 cups cheddar and pepper jack cheeses from Halloween cut-out scraps, finely chopped
- 2 tablespoons Worcestershire sauce
- 4 green onions, divided
- Everything bagel seasoning
- 1 honey wheat pretzel twist (for stem)
- Fresh sage leaves (optional, for decoration)
For the Mozzarella Eyes:
- 1 package Ciliegine mozzarella balls
- 1 jar pimento-stuffed olives, cut in half cross-wise
- 6 oz thinly sliced prosciutto, divided
Meats
- 6 oz thinly sliced peppered salami
- 6 oz thick-cut pepperoni
Accompaniments
- 1 cup fresh blackberries
- 1 cup dried apricots
- 1 cup candied pecans and/or candied cashews
- 1 package honey wheat pretzel twists
- 1 package pumpkin seed crisps or crackers of choice
- 4 oz salted dark chocolate
Decorative Elements
- Halloween cookie cutters, for shaping the sliced cheeses
- Plastic skeleton hands
- Decorative fake spiders
Instructions
- Create the cheese shapes. Cut the pre-sliced cheeses into seasonal shapes using the Halloween cookie cutters. Reserve and finely chop the scraps.
- Make the pumpkin cheese ball. In a large mixing bowl, combine softened cream cheese, shredded cheddar, and gouda. Chop half of the green onions and add them along with the Worcestershire sauce and 2 tablespoons of everything bagel seasoning. Mix thoroughly until well-combined. Turn out onto a large sheet of plastic wrap. Shape into a rough ball and wrap tightly in the plastic wrap. Arrange 4 rubber bands around the plastic wrap to create 8 distinct sections for the pumpkin shape. Refrigerate for at least 30 minutes to firm up the pumpkin. When the pumpkin is firm, thinly slice the remaining green onion vertically into long strips. Add to a bowl of ice water to encourage curling. Remove the pumpkin cheese ball from the plastic and gently press the outside with everything bagel seasoning. Insert a honey wheat pretzel twist for the stem. Arrange sage leaves and the curliest green onion "vines" on top of the pumpkin for decoration.
- Make the mozzarella eyes. Fill a medium-sized bowl with hot water (not boiling). Add the mozzarella balls and let sit until softened and pliable, about 10 minutes. Drain and pat dry, then gently shape into a smoother circle. Press olive halves, cut side up, into the center of each mozzarella ball to create an iris and pupil. Fold or slice prosciutto in half, lengthways, and then wrap around each "eyeball".
- Assemble the charcuterie board. Position the pumpkin cheese ball toward one corner of the board. Place half of the mozzarella eyes in a small bowl on the opposite side of the board. Arrange the sliced goat cheese in a curved line connecting the two. Distribute the remaining components in sections around the board, layering the cheese cutouts and remaining "eyeballs" on top for dramatic effect. Place skeleton hands and plastic spiders around the board for dramatic effect.
- Prep Time: 1 hour
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