I’m drinking Strawberry Dragon fruit Margaritas today for a few reasons: I’m celebrating the fact that I finally am feeling well enough to function like a real human being after a month of mystery illness. Please say I didn’t just jinx myself. Speaking of jinxes (or Jynxes, I guess), I started playing Pokémon Go along…
Freezer-Friendly Everything Bagel Bombs
Raise your hand if you don’t have time in the morning before work to make yourself a filling, healthy, and delicious breakfast. Hello, my fellow sad-excuse-for-breakfast buddies. I feel your pain. Not to worry, though. What I’m about to tell you will change your breakfast game forever. You can have ham, egg, and melted cheese stuffed…
Honey Dijon Chicken Cheesesteaks on Pretzel Rolls
My mom is not a big eater. She is perfectly content having salad for dinner most nights, and she sticks to small portion sizes when she eats anything else. I did not inherit my endless (and frighteningly insatiable) appetite from her. But sometimes she surprises me, like when I told her that she could have the first taste…
Sun-Dried Tomato & Feta Pull-Apart Garlic Knots
It’s 2015, so I finally decided I should start using that personal twitter account I created 4 years ago. Â Now I’m sucked in– I think it was the Foodie Band Name hashtag that sealed my fate. Â I used to tell everyone that I didn’t use twitter because I just didn’t get it, but I’m starting…
Strawberry-Kiwi Frozen Mojitos
When I bought them, I had every intention of using my fresh strawberries and kiwis into a fruity summer salsa. I imagined scooping it on top of crisp tortilla chips or flaky fish tacos, and was enthralled at the idea. But then I thought, What if I added rum to the salsa? That would be delicious. …
Boozy Red, White, and Blueberry Cheesecake Popsicles
I’m really bad at coming up with short recipe names. I thought about calling these “The Absolute Best Frozen Dessert The World Has Ever Seen”, but that seemed a little too wordy. Boozy Red, White, and Blueberry Cheesecake Popsicles was shorter– by a margin– so I went with that. You can call them whatever you want though,…
Creamy Margarita Popsicles
They always say you should write about what you know. Well, I know how to put alcohol in anything. I learned a lot in college. Because I couldn’t decide on a major for the longest time, I took classes in pretty much every subject out there. Everything from linguistics to psychology to art have been in my arsenal…
Coco Pina Margarita
I have my first sunburn of the year, everyone. It’s not of the same, near-watermelon pink fate that my boyfriend’s poor skin endured, nor the kind that leaves uneven strips of ghostly white where sunglasses or tank top straps once rested. Still, it’s there. Just barely. Really I do mean just barely, but there’s…